Sen. Larry Craig will resign tomorrow. Good for him. He put the best interests of his state and country ahead of himself. Move over bathroom sex scandal. Idahoans can get back to growing potatoes and the rest of us can focus on defeating terrorists, electing a new President, rebuilding the gulf coast, tackling the health care crisis, eradicating poverty, and saving Lindsay, Britney, and Paris.

What are the odds that we can get through the next 15 months without new accounts of adultery, outings, and prostitution?